Deep Thoughts by Luke

   Here’s 2 things that make me feel like I accomplished something. 1: After I finish my gazillion years of piano for the day. It makes me feel like I done what Mom said and I feel good about it. And I can make up songs of my own. Did you know that I had a glowing cross necklace, then Mom bent it to make it glow, I put it on my piano, the juice came out, and now there’s a slightly melted part on it that looks like a cross! 2: Exersize (sorry if that’s mispelled). I sometimes have to run my legs off. When I get done, I felt 200 degrees, but I accomplished something. Well, that’s all for today. See yah.

Here’s some information about me. Here are some things that make me bored. 

Rainy days in the winter. Bed time without new movies. Hundred degree weather. When I read adventure books and get to just plain old dialoge. When the power goes out. Birthday parties………when we’re not having the party. Waiting rooms. The Quiet Game. Waiting in line. Fishing. Those are some of the things that make me bored.

  I have been writing Springbob adventures, so here’s a trivia track, made just for you! Look at the stories for help

  1: I have been Springbob’s friend since he was a 

 A: line

B: egg

C: stick

D: he was a spring all his life

2: What species was the enemy on adventure 5: Wangdoodles? (Hint: I killed him by flipping his off switch.)

A: blob

B: dragon

C: giant squid

D: flesh eating robot

3: What did I do to Springbob to cure his coughing on the first adventure?

A: give him more medicine

B: kept hitting his throat with a stick

C: went inside him

D: sent him to Yakima

4: What did Springbob thought he had, but didn’t?

A: teddy bear

B: identical twin

C: a rock

D: the wristwatch

5: last one. What was Springbob recently used for by strange people?

A: tellescopes

B: Pogo Sticks

C: weird ballons

D: science projects

              Comment to answer. Be sure to read more Springbob Bouncypants adventures and stay tuned for more trivia tracks comming soon!

                                                  Here’s another Springbob story made just for you!

It all started when some weird kid kept flinging Springbob like he was some sort of slinky. He was in the Hospital for Weird And Crazy Creatures. (Is he realy THAT crazy? Sure he’s a little eccentric, but this hospital is too crazy for his level)  The nurse came to me with some news. Turns out that Springbob was out of breath, continually throwing up, and thinks he has a teddy bear, so he has to visit his home planet for a while to cure his “system” . So I went to the NASA building as fast as he could and grabbed a space suit. (I paid for it. I don’t steal. EVER!!!) And I slowly walked to the rocket Spring bob was on. I found him, as I predicted, throwing up.  He was the “commander”. He put it on light speed, and the rocket shot out of the world! The ride didn’t take long, but because of light speed, Springbob was throwing up more than before. We arrived unoticed. Suddenly, these weird blobby creatures arrived and kept calling us “the Chosen Ones” for some reason.  Springbob asked the creatures what species were. Their names were long, so I just called them Wangdoodles. Some sort of gigantic enemy appeared. I touched him, and he died. The wangdoodles kept praising us, which was weird. They played games with Springbob. I found out that wangdoodles like fetch. It wasn’t long until I found the enemy alive. I touched him again, and he died, then came back to life. This process kept going on and on. This is going to take forever, Springbob thought. I found the off switch, flipped it, and the enemy died. this time, not comming back alive. It was time to go. We decided to not take light speed this time. When we got home, Springbob was jumping all around, and then………….he threw up.

This Ultimate Question is: (suspending music plays) “What if the whole world is black and white? The grass, the buildings, people, everything!” And that was the Ultimate Question. But every Ultimate Question has an Ultimate Answer. And here’s my answer. No one would be color blind. If someone asks you what your favorite color is, you’ll tell them it’s gray. If you find gold in your backyard, you’ll mistake it for silver. Everybody would be wearing gray clothes. The school chalkboard would be black. (as usuall) If the teacher points the color brown, and asks all the kids in the kindergarten classroom what the color is, everybody would shout “Black!!!”.  That’s my answer. I love you all, gray people!!!

What if we lived underwater? We would drive around in submarines. You wouldn’t need the ability to fly. You wouldn’t need to shower. Just put some soap and shampoo, shake all around, and you’re good to go! We would play games like trying to stay over water the longest without dying, throwing a piece of coral around, and trying to swim the farthest. You couldn’t drink anything……..unless you mix a drink into the water. You wouldn’t have stairs in houses. You would just swim up. As usuall, comment if you have any other ideas.

What if the world is made entirely out of ice cream? The temperature will be like 10 degrees below zero EVERYWHERE!!! The pools will be full of melted ice cream. If you get your tonsils removed, then you might as well eat the whole hospital. Everything (except people) is made of ice cream, remember. Even buildings. Everybody would complain about stepping on something squishy. Comment if you have any other “theories”.

 I was walking around the yard, until I found some yellow stuff in our yard. It turned out be gold. I brought it to Mom. Caden took it. “I’m rich!!” Buzzed around his head. Then, he used it on different stuff. So that was a very short story on how I found some gold and Caden spent it.

Justus is writing a post about what if he was a snowflake. So I’m writing one about what if I was a grub. The words in the story are my journal writing of my life………as a grub. ” I can’t see anything. I just don’t have the eyes. My main purpose is to wiggle around, get food, and survive. My family’s population dropped down to 45,003 because of pesky exterminators. My father died because of this. I decided to go on a mission. A mission, to exterminate the exterminators. All 45,001 of my brothers and sisters told me that I would die, but they let me go. (I used to have 80,000. The exterminators went overboard) I was the youngest, so my brothers and sisters told me I couldn’t even play soccer. Actually NONE of us could play soccer. They didn’t make soccer balls grub-sized. At least my mother didn’t abandon me. I packed my clothes and headed off. I’m just kidding. Grubs don’t have clothes, so I just headed off. After hours of traveling, I made it to the exterminators’ homes. I hit the leader continually as hard as I could, but he squashed me. Luckily, I made it……in the hospital. My brothers and sisters pitched in on a gift and put it on my hospital bed. I wrote a thank you card because I couldn’t speak.” And that was a journal entry of my life as a grub.

 P.S. Here’s a picture of me…..as a grub.

                 I think the world needs less pollution. Less chemicals, less water usage, less careless people who leave trash on the ground. I’m thinking that we should protect the invironment. Here’s 5 simple steps on how to protect the invironment:

1: Use less water. They say that you use 30 gallons of water just by taking a shower. Think how much you use by taking a bath!

2: Take less car trips. It’s better for you and your friends to ride in one vehicle then ride seperately. Why? Less pollution.

3: Don’t leave trash on the ground or sea. Doing so can kill animals and fish.

4: Help pick up trash that’s left on the ground or sea. By doing this together, we could make a difference.

5: Plant more trees. Planting more trees makes more  oxygen for us to breathe.

               Doing these simple instructions can help make the world a better place.